I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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