Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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