Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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