$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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