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(360): View more from Washington

just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college

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(646): View more from New York

I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night

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(613): View more from Ontario

Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?

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(256): View more from Alabama

I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?

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(646): View more from New York

Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.

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(469): View more from Texas

I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok

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(314): View more from Missouri

The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.

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