break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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