Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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