Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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