just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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