sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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