In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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