im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
either way he was missing a nipple.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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