and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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