it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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