I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
and she was petting her beer can
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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