Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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