I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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