I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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