Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Randomize
