is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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