Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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