I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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