If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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