i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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