i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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