This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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