what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
