butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
