It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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