JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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