I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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