Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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