summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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