who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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