wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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