It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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