We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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