wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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