i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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