what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
please come you make the beer taste better
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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