You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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