im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
This baby is an asshole
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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