The brown eye won't let me do that either.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Randomize