Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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