I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize