Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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