He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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