doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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