Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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