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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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