Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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