Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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