why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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