I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
There are leaves in my underwear?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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