i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Randomize
